In case you have received that bullshit e-mail about the Koran's reference to 9:11, here's a rough translation of what verse 9:11 actually says:
Koran (9:11) - "But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethren in faith and We make the communications clear for a people who know."
But somehow, that one doesn't fit into the REpublican philosophy.
Also, question anything you get, reportedly, penned by George Carlin. His own website disputes most of what is going around.