Peepee and
hookers
Hookers and
pee
I grabbed
her by that
And she
squirted bigly
Peepee and
hookers
Russian
hookers and piss
They’ll
surely try to make
A scandal of
this
She peed on
my head
And I peed
on her back
I taught her
to squeal
And she
taught me to hack
With my
fingers too short
To type on
the keys
She called
Uncle Vlad
And asked
for help, please
He took off
his shirt
And sent out
his spies
To help his
friend Donne
With an
October surprise
Peepee and
hookers
Hackers and
reds
They make my
hair yellow
When they
pee on my head
But I owe
lots of money
To Vlad and
the boys
He thinks
that it’s funny
And he gives
me no choice
I’ll be his
orange puppet
And he’ll
pull the strings
Lest he leak
to the Wiki
All my
really sick things
Peepee and
hookers
Got me now
in a trap
At least
that kid that I raped
Didn’t give
me the clap
Peepee and
hookers
University
suits
Nazis and
Klansmen
In black
leather boots
Handicapped
mocking
Big concrete
walls
Wife still
in the Tower
A Press with
no balls
Three million
voters
Disgruntled
and scared
I pissed on
them all
But my fans
they don’t care
Now it’s me
and Ivanka
In that big
White House bed
Doing lines
off the mirror
As if we
were wed
Peepee and
hookers
Caligula’s
life
The boys run
the business
Vlad talks
to my wife
He’ll tell
her just what
He wants me
to do
And I’ll be
tremendous
As I do it
to you
Fake news
and losers
They can’t
bring me down
And I’ll go
down in history
As
Vladimir’s clown.
Peepee and
Hookers
Brash talk
and big bucks
No private
server
Rednecks in
trucks
Peepee and
hookers
All coke and
no beer
Big Oval
Office
Four
goddamned years
(c) Rick Baber, 2017
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